Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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