strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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