so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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