i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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