Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Randomize
