Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i dont even know how to be here
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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