I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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