Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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