It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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