just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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