two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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