She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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