He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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