She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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