Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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