you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
In other news, I just burned my penis
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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