Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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