accomplished twins. life is a go
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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