How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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