"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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