What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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