Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
So vagazzling was a success
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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