shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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