We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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