why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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