But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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