so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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