Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
