One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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