Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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