whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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