Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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