I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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