yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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