Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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