C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
