careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize