theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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