we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
birth control should be required to get into college
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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