i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
