So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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