that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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