I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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