RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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