No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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