if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize