rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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