It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
