i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think a kid would responsible me up
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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