why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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