So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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