Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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