But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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