So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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