real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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