and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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