Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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