Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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