Heybabeimwearingurpanties
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
my liver is dry heaving
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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