Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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